User:ChikoritaROBLOXHurricanes/Bacon Pox

DISCLAIMER: The following article talks about a pandemic that is exclusive to a movie that I could be making, and therefore it is not real in the real world.

Bacon Pox is a porkborne, cheeseborne, baconborne, sauceborne, breadborne, and deep-fryerborne pandemic that spreads from incredibly deep-fried pork, cheese, bacon, sauce, bread, and deep-fryers. It is only known to affect women. It is unknown how it causes bans.

Biological Synopsis
PokeDigger was the first ever Robloxian to discuss this pandemic, when the first infection was reported to be found in a mysterious old female Robloxian named AMysteriousOldWoman.

14 days later, a young female Robloxian named Roblox_88Girl became the second person to get infected with Bacon Pox when she was breathing the air outside. When Roblox_88Girl was found, her jeans turned all pink, her shirt turned grey striped, her jacket turned denim, her face turned smile, and worst of all, her hair turned chestnut bun. She got locked in an underground basement by iamrichgotrobux, who died of unknown reasons. For the next six hours, girlygirlakalily, another young female Robloxian tried to find a way to free Roblox_88Girl. 6 hours later, girlygirlakalily freed Roblox_88Girl simply by picking the lock on the next day at 4:04 AM. girlygirlakalily then proceeded to warn Roblox_88Girl that this pandemic was dangerous and could cause a female Robloxian to return back to its default costume. The next day, Girlygirlakalily made a video of her changing Roblox_88Girl back to her original costume.

Bacon Pox reached pandemic status shortly after two infections.

Bacon Pox would later have a cure that was made before the vaccine was made, therefore no vaccines were available for this disease.

This disease was known to have overflowed ROBLOX's banned and infected counters, which can't register any numbers above 9,999,999.

Phases of infection:
Robloxians with Bacon Pox are known to return to their default avatars.

Pandemic history ( for those who prefer descriptions )
The pandemic started when a Robloxian was challenged to eat an entire sphere of uncooked bacon before she went to work that day, causing the bacteria in the pork to infect her. She never felt any side effects and proceeded to work as usual, unaware that she was dispersing a pandemic that would kill a significant portion of Robloxia's population within seven weeks. On the first day, 10,150 female Robloxians were infected by her, and she was responsible for the deaths of 1,000 female Robloxians.

The 9,150 Robloxians that survived the initial day zero infection were taken to the hospital, where they were reported to have pink jeans, grey striped shirts, and denim jackets ( all informal attire), despite the fact they were wearing formal attire before they were infected. Soon after, the faces of the Robloxians started to turn to the "Smile" face, and later their haircuts turned to the ubiquitous "Chestnut Bun". After realizing that the disease was spread from the female Robloxian that ate uncooked bacon today, scientists gave a name for it: "Bacon Pox", which seems to suggest that the disease makes Robloxians into "Bacon Hairs".

Nonetheless, life still remained normal even though the Roblox Health Organization deemed it a pandemic. It continued to remain normal until seven weeks into the pandemic.

On the second to sixth days of the infection, Robloxia held a cheese festival. One of the delicacies of the cheese festival were bacon spheres dipped in gooey cheese. This prompted an uptick of infections and the mortality rate of the disease began to rise, from an unlikely 9.85% to 33.98%. Deaths rose 600%, while the infected rose 102.95% in five days.

During the next 12 days of the infection, Robloxia diners started offering a limited edition delicacy: deep fried cheese slices wrapped in bacon strips dipped in sauce and bread. This promoted an infection uptick and death upticks of 289.80% and 335.71% respectively in 12 days. Mortality rate gains slowed down, reaching a temporary peak at 37.9&%.

The next week of the infection, Robloxia diners started to use their chicken fryers to fry bacon strips as well as chicken. This quadrupled the number killed and tripled the number infected. The next three weeks saw the greatest uptick yet amid diners using their chicken fryers to only fry bacon strips. The month saw infections rise by approximately 300 times and deaths rise by 100 times.

At seven weeks into the infection, Robloxia Health Organization temporarily banned the Robloxian consumption of pork, cheese, bacon, sauce, and bread and removed deep fryers from the kitchen shelves. The Robloxia Health Organization investigated the sources of pork, cheese, bacon, sauce, bread, and deep fryers during this temporary ban, and found out that one Robloxian has injected chicken pox-like material into each of the products. The Robloxian was arrested for causing the greatest Robloxian-made disaster of all time.