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Special Containment Procedures:
All live instances of RSCP-103 are to be contained on Site-14 within a clam shell food container contained in a modified Euclid humanoid containment chamber (hereby referred to as primary containment). A small group of D-class personnel should be tasked to solve any technical problems with the clam shell food container. The walls of the primary contsainment should be coated in approximately two centimeters (0.0714 studs) thick acid-resistant asphalt. CCTV equipment is installed in the north-eastern and south-western corners. Two meters (7.14 studs) of empty space are to be allocated between primary and secondary containment.

Secondary containment consists of suspending all live instances of RSCP-103 within a block of solid transparent substance (currently clear basalt resin).

This block is to be at a height of at most the height of the clam shell food container. One armed security guard is to be stationed outside primary containment at all times. A four-digit passcode can be obtained from the current Site-14 director in order to bypass primary containment. The passcode can be removed, downgraded, or upgraded any time the Site-14 director sees fit.

Secondary containment is to be regularly examined for damages. Movement and activity of any kind are to be noted, and the current Site-14 Director is to be informed at the earliest possible convenience.

A temporary recall procedure is detailed in Addendum 103-04. Experiments involving the use of live RSCP-103 instances are strictly prohibited without approval from at least two personnel of Level-4 security clearance or above.

Description:
RSCP-103 denotes a species of sapient nugget-shaped Category-5 biological entities of an indeterminable origin (though there are two theories on their origin), though meat samples indicate the presence of white Silkie chicken meat, chimpanzee meat, stoat meat, mussel meat, adder meat, and Robloxian meat. They stand at an average of 5 centimeters (0.179 studs). Their origin is either from a major local manufacturer that produced commercial, ready-to-fry, and frozen chicken nuggets or from McBloxalds, which advertised them as "tender and juicy", "made for sharing", and "with all white meat chicken and no artificial colors, flavors or preservatives". They appear to be taller than normal McBloxalds chicken nuggets.

Its weight averages 16.5 grams for a matured instance, and 7.615 grams for an immature instance. Autopsy has determined that RSCP-103 instances may contain cartilage. This causes them to twist and dislocate to around 340° in either direction, aiding their unusual reproductive cycle.

RSCP-103 are opportunistic and very strong hunters, engaging with live subjects within a currently unidentified radius within a radius of 0.6 kilometers (2.14 kilo-studs) surrounding hatchlings that have not yet reached full adolescence. Average speed is recorded at 25 km/h (24.8 studs per second). Upon contact with Robloxian or animal subjects, RSCP-103 will proceed to play a game with the subject: a staring contest for 60 seconds with the following two house rules: the subject can move and talk. If the subject loses the game, RSCP-103 will tear down the subject in six seconds. If the subject wins the game, the subject can look away and RSCP-103 will do no tearing down. RSCP-103 produces large eggs of a fried chicken coloration and a close up of a bone (fried chicken) appearance. An egg will pass through the entity's digestive tract, esophagus and eventually out via the mouth, followed by a viscous tangy barbecue sauce-like substance (first thought to be a form of placenta, chemical breakdown has determined it to be a highly corrosive material made out of the following ingredients: High Fructose Corn Syrup, Water, Tomato Paste, Red Wine Sulfuric Acid, Distilled Sulfuric Acid, Salt, Contains 2% Or Less: Modified Food Starch, Spices, Soy Sauce (water, Soybeans, Wheat, Salt), Soybean Oil, Dextrose,  ███████ Gum, Natural Smoke Flavor, Garlic Powder, Cellulose Gum, Chili Peppers, Caramel Color, Sodium Benzoate (preservative), Onion Powder, Sherry Wine Powder, and Natural Flavors). Gastronomical breakdown has determined it to be a sauce with a tomato paste base and has a sweet hickory smoke flavor, sulfuric acid, and savory spices.

RSCP-103 shows extreme distress throughout the process, with personnel describing the sound as 'not dissimilar to a cluck'.

RSCP-103 produces its eggs to fill unoccupied space. There is no known limit to the number of eggs RSCP-103 is capable of producing, and the standing theory is as follows: given enough time, a single instance could singlehandedly perform an LK-Class species transmutation scenario. The termination of a live instance can be achieved through a variety of equally effective methods- RSCP-103 has proven to be around as resilient as a standard chicken nugget subject. However, complete eradication has proven impossible difficult, as all instances of RSCP-103 (regardless of age) carry one egg within a specialized stomach-like organ upon birth, assuring that one living instance will persist through even ordinary means of constant and lethal assault. This biological phenomena is presumed to be, in itself, anomalous in origin.

A single RSCP-103 egg can bear a tremendous amount of resilience, maintaining its form and purpose even following continual subjection to:


 * Extreme blunt-force trauma.
 * Pressure exceeding 1.241 billion pascals.
 * High-precision blades (serrated and non-serrated).
 * Long-term acid exposure (though exposing it long-term to 18. vol% acetic acid would cause some part of its shell to be removed)

The application of plastic explosives was considered but quickly rejected by higher administration. Heat is a primary component in the growth and development of RSCP-103's eggs (see Addendum 103-04), and RSCP Foundation Researcher Pwygh-Bythell was particularly apprehensive towards the idea, believing it would almost certainly result in a second containment breach.

RSCP-103 was issued Euclid classification on 10/6/2017 following what appeared to be first indications of sapience. RSCP-103's prior containment method (a modified Safe humanoid containment chamber) was disassembled, and replaced with a revised containment procedure as listed above.

ADDENDUM 103-A-01: On █/█/2017, R5-█ dispatched the following notice: ''All further experiments involving RSCP-103's eggs are strictly prohibited. Hatching periods have proven too unreliable to warrant extensive research, and as the consequences of a containment breach become more and more apparent, the R5 Council has unanimously decided to nip the situation at the bud. Until new and reliable information comes to light, all personnel found acting against protocol will be subject to standard 'zero tolerance' risk assessment training, and a punishment determined on a case-by-case basis.'' We thank you for your continued cooperation. RSCP-103 was discovered in ██████, Robloxia following witness reports of Robloxians and other subjects being torn down within an undisclosed area of a McBloxalds. These reports resulted in the dispatch of Mobile Task Force Chi-152, who arrived on site with a total of 12 armed personnel. Two personnel were lost in action, their body having been almost entirely torn down. During transportation, RSCP-103 produced two offspring, resulting in the deaths of a further six personnel.

ADDENDUM 103-A-02: On █/█/2017, a thorough sweep of RSCP-103's initial recovery location was enacted in an attempt to uncover the creature's origin and purpose. Local reports suggested that the small remote residence in question had been abandoned for at least two decades. Surface Team Delta-029-E recovered several items of interest, including:


 * One bag of assorted thread and needles, in various colors and sizes.
 * Approximately thirteen chicken carcasses (based on the collective halves and quarters), with precise incisions located on the underbelly, neck, and thigh. Six of the carcasses had been plucked, with visible Robloxian teeth marks lining the bare areas at random intervals.
 * Several containers, including water bottles and boxes, holding an unidentified watery paste. The paste was a deep brown in color, and in the presence of oxygen, it turned viscous and hard.
 * An A5 notebook, ████ brand, and heavily scratched with what was determined to be Robloxian fingernails. The words 'NEW BREED MANIFESTO' are written on the front cover.
 * Two chicken feather quills.

The notebook itself consisted of 24 pages of standard lined paper, written in non-anomalous black ink. 19 of these pages consisted of various cuboid patterns and crude, child-like illustrations vaguely resembling RSCP-103. On the remaining five pages, large lines of writing detail the diary of an unnamed individual. Much of the written script was illegible. One extract in particular, dated ██/6/1973 was written with notably higher clarity: If you're reading this, then luky lucky you! fore hunndreth thousand hour from notw and itll be warm and wet and warm, and the wonderful vursatilli vessa versatility of (INFERIOR) human DNA will birth a be tter era. A stronger ear. One where [ILLEGIBLE] and food and water will be nothing but things of the passed as we make and make and make more until until [ILLEGIBLE] I REALLY HAVEN'T MUCH TIM TIME THATS why i ENVY you so so so much. you'll have all the time you need. time will be a thing of the time will be on and on and death will be life. life new life needs things to live. new life will be a part of life from now on. (sic) The final page consisted of various ink blots, thirteen instances of the word 'life' in inconsistent sizes, two instances of the words 'want it want i want it' (sic), and the lyrics to a song in Old Gaelic script. The identity of the journal's author is pending investigation.

ADDENDUM 103-03: Protocol 34-22-A

The following proposed procedure is to occur in the event of a Site-14 containment breach, in an effort to safely and immediately re-contain live RSCP-103 instances.

On-site personnel with Level-1 security clearance or above are to catch RSCP-103 instances with dipping sauce bait. Note: A number of personnel have expressed their skepticism regarding that this proposed containment breach protocol would make live RSCP-103 instances look delicious. Dr. Lewis, 12/4/2017 ADDENDUM 103-04: Protocol 34-22-B

The following procedure is to occur in the event of a Site-14 containment breach involving RSCP-103, in an effort to safely and immediately re-contain live RSCP-103 instances.

On-site personnel with Level-1 security clearance or above assume standard lock-down procedure and evacuate to Site-113 to await further instruction. Site-14 is to be flooded in its entirety by a clean, distilled water treated with dissolvable Class A sedatives. Surface Team Tango-306-A will be dispatched immediately to retrieve any lingering instances of RSCP-103's eggs. Any living instances of RSCP-103 will be terminated on sight, and their remaining eggs will be collected. All egg samples are to be transported to temporary off-site containment within a stable water bath. Site-14 will be subsequently drained, and custodian staff will be dispatched to thoroughly clean and sanitize the grounds to a 'green zone' Foundation standard.

Personnel attempting to breach Site-14 before this inspection is complete will be apprehended and punished accordingly. ''Note: A number of personnel have expressed their skepticism regarding the scale of RSCP-103's containment breach protocol. To clarify, we have reason to believe that fluid is an excellent counter to RSCP-103's anomalous reproductive properties. It appears to enter an inert state in the presence of liquid, regardless of thickness or clarity. The leading theory is as follows: RSCP-103 discerns the liquid around it to be 'occupied space'.'' Regardless, I believe I speak for all of Site-14 when I say we're quite relieved to have found a safe and consistent method of containment. Dr. Lewis, 12/5/2017 INTERVIEW 103-I-01: (video_transcript.srt: video_transcript.srt not found!) ADDENDUM 103-05: Experiment Logs

EXPERIMENT 103-E-01 - 'Heat Exposure' - █/█/2017

Subject: One egg sample from RSCP-103.

Method: Subject relocated to a secure containment cell. Inside temperature of the cell was gradually increased at an average rate of approximately 0.1167 kelvins difference per second.

Results: After approx. nine minutes, the egg ruptured violently and produced a single hatchling. On-site personnel reacted swiftly to re-contain the newborn instance. However, the excessive internal temperature appears to have impacted the physical maturity of the hatchling, and it reached adolescence at an accelerated rate of 40 seconds.

The (now adolescent) hatchling produced two further instances of RSCP-103. Security response on-site was swift, and all three instances were detained cleanly. All subsequent heat experiments involving RSCP-103's eggs have been postponed until further notice.

EXPERIMENT 103-E-02 - 'Cold Exposure' - █/█/2017

Subject: One egg sample from RSCP-103.

Method: Subject submerged entirely in liquid nitrogen. Security remain on standby throughout the procedure, in light of prior experiments. After approximately 2,700 seconds of exposure, RSCP-103 had reached 83.15 kelvins. Following 7,200 seconds of exposure, the egg was removed and placed under a hydraulic press.

Results: Hydraulic press peaked at pressures of around 1.296×106 pounds-force per square foot. Cracks appeared approximately 1,800 seconds into exposure before the sample shattered. Egg fragments were collected and furthermore pressed into a fine pulp. Zero traces of albumen or yolk were located. Complete incineration of the shell's remains proved successful in destroying the egg and its reproductive capabilities entirely.

EXPERIMENT 103-E-03 - 'Chemical Analysis of Meat' - ██/█/2017

Sample: Ten grams of finely pressed meat pulp, taken from an RSCP-103 instance.

Results: Detailed chemical breakdown shows the finely pressed meat pulp consists of the following ingredients: White Chicken, Chimpanzee, Stoat, Mussel, Adder, Robloxian, Water, Vegetable Oil (canola Oil, Corn Oil, Soybean Oil, Hydrogenated Soybean Oil), Enriched Flour (bleached Wheat Flour, Niacin, Reduced Iron, Thiamine Mononitrate, Riboflavin, Folic Acid), Bleached Wheat Flour, Yellow Corn Flour, Vegetable Starch (modified Corn, Wheat, Rice, Pea, Corn), Salt, Leavening (baking Soda, Sodium Aluminum Phosphate, Sodium Acid Pyrophosphate, Calcium Lactate, ███████████ Phosphate), Spices, Yeast Extract, Lemon Juice Solids, Dextrose, Natural Flavors.