Robloxian Civil War

Tensions leading to the civil war
During a period in Robloxia's history, fascists took control and action and took over Robloxia in a coup in 2017. They did things like the oppression of citizens, banning items, and others. This involved the ban of music, including the enforcement of newborns and new Robloxia citizens to have RTHRO DNA inserted, rather than normal 1.0, 2.0, or 3.0 DNA.

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Start of the war
People started arming themselves with weapons and anything that could do damage. Then, on July 20th, a secret meeting happened underneath the bustling city of Robloxia. They were mostly random people, from librarians to senators, chefs to teachers, and of course the occasional office worker. Over 30 people signed the Declaration of Independence of the Free Robloxian Federation - A rebellion alliance to destroy the fascist, growing Robloxian Republic. The FRF declared this at around midnight on July 20th. The following morning, most Robloxians woke up to a normal day, until the Robloxian Republic (we'll name them RR for short.) got word of the declaration. In major cities, including Robloxia, fully armed soldiers consisting of average, everyday Robloxians started shooting at law enforcement stations, raiding government buildings, and even calling in artillery airstrikes. The RR's army came in to defend the government buildings. Eventually, the FRF convinced THOUSANDS of Robloxians to join or support the FRF.

Attack of the slenders, and the hog rider offensive
On August 2nd, hundreds of thousands of Slenders and Copy n' Pastes rose up, forming the Slender Empire (so original). Considering at that time, slenders were a massive majority of the vast Robloxian population. Around every population center, there were three factions, though at times, "It seemed as if it were just a free for all, the last man standing" - General Ds88888888898.

Ds88888888898 was a general during the war, who asked the leader of the FRF, builderman about his army. He proposed that his army would, not have guns, not have artillery, or technological support. They would ride literal hogs and use melee weapons and medieval weaponry during the war. Ds88888888898's army became a massive joke and meme across Roblox. Ds88888888898 named his army: "The FRF Hog Rider division". The strategy to use hogs was actually a very useful and clever move. Hogs were used to slash opponents at high speeds, causing massive damage. We'll take one slender for an example. At the Battle of Miablox, the Hog Riders ran at 25-35 miles per hour. Their swords were swung out either to the left or right, and the hogs were trained to run directly past an opponent, so when their sword was swung out, it would sometimes literally cut entire people in half. One slender found dead on the battlefield; their face was mangled and destroyed to a point where it is indescribable, because of how violent it was.

Battle of Brookhaven
At the battle of the RR's capital, several FRF forces honed in on Brookhaven. Citizens were evacuated to a certain location in the city, the Brookhaven Police Station. Eventually, an airstrike was called to bomb the city, and unfortunately, hundreds of people were injured/killed after an airstrike directly hit the police station. The local army was sent in, but most soldiers were killed during air strike rounds. Eventually, pyro units were sent in and created a "circle of death" around the city. It was made so soldiers and vehicles could not get into the city. Smoke from airstrikes and fire caused a massive cloud of debris and dust to cover the city, entirely isolating the city.

Parody anthem of RR
To decrease morale, the FRF made a parody of the RR's anthem.


 * Down in the South in the land of traitors, rattlesnakes, and alligators!
 * Right away! Come away!
 * Right away! Come away!
 * Where cotton's king and men are chattels, Democratic boys will win the battles!
 * Right away! Come away!
 * Right away! come away!
 * We'll all go down to Robloxia!
 * Each Robloxian boy realize he must mind his Uncle Telamon
 * We'll all go down to Robloxia!
 * Right away, come away!
 * Right away, come away!
 * I wish I was down in Brookhaven. I'd make traitors bored.
 * Right away, come away!
 * Right away, come away!
 * Each Robloxian boy must realize he must mind his Uncle Telamon, while Democratic boys will win the battles!