Item Asylum

Special Containment Procedure(temporary)
Item Asylum has been seized by the RSCP and numbered 0004. Players can't play RSCP-0004 anymore.

All entrances to the Item Asylum will be monitored at all times.

Robloxians exiting Item Asylum are to be detained and then debriefed.

Any other entities exiting Item Asylum are to be terminated.

Description
Item Asylum is a store in Robloxia. Upon entering the store named "Item Asylum", they will be instantly teleported to RSCP-0004-1.

RSCP-004-1 is complete chaos. People have been trapped in this large retail unit store for about 2 years. Any normal item brought in except clothing, glasses, and shoes will be turned into something impossible. The retail store is even larger than the retail unit itself. It appears that there are no visible terminating doors that lead to the external surface of the store. Analyses were only done for the first █ km2 with still no non-emergency visible terminating door in sight, leading to the idea that RSCP-004-1 could not be finitely confined.

The RSCP-004-1 had 3 visitors prior to the special containment procedure. One user named itz_georgie brought his fake shotgun with his little sister ii_Anna who brough white headphones to listen to music. The shotgun and white headphones turned into the "airpod shotty" meme. When a man brought a Double Barrel shotgun with a chicken leg, it turned into a chicken leg launcher. When a bible and tape recorder was put in the store, it became a normal bible. However upon pointing at an object, it will form lightning. Those users were immediately embroiled to fight each other using their crafted weapons. Crafted weapons magically appeared upon completion of crafting.

RSCP-004-1 has a quick day-night cycle, about 500 seconds. Analyses revealed that during night, 3 buttons will appear telling every entity to vote democratically for a map. The night has arbitrary length and is dependent on how long the voting lasts.

Analyses revealed that there are visible terminating doors devoted solely for emergencies, but analyses revealed that it would lead to a normal empty storage room and not the exit.

Incident 004-1: In the year 202█, RSCP-004-1 members were locked on a major conflict. One member devoted their entire life writing about the conflict.

Tests
A total of 20 tests were conducted on this contained facility, unknown to the citizens who have been locked out of RSCP-004-1 and RSCP-004 in general due to themselves unable to evacuate the facility. It took 3 tests to determine the explanation, though 17 more enforcing assessments were used to verify the explanation. In the end of the tests, it was concluded that the pre-explanation was genuine and henceforth prompted RSCP to immediately downgrade the Object Class from Euclid to Safe.


 * A kitchen knife with tomato sauce with a temporary tattoo was put on the knife. When put in RSCP-004-1, it became a knife that was very strong and emitted red smoke. It played a tune1 and the person who held it was twitching. This person would later have a cyan-colored eye. A reference to Undertale, apparently. It is believed that this knife is RSCP-011.
 * A grenade with a pistol was put in RSCP-004-1. It became a chinalake with slow reload.
 * When a green gummy bear was placed inside RSCP-004-1, it became a slightly bigger green gummy bear. Upon being placed on a table, it started to vocalize, saying a highly distorted phrase2. After the RSCP turned down the volume by 100 decibels to see what could be potentially distorted, it said "Look for the gummy bear album in stores November 13th for music, videos, and extras.". The bigger green gummy bear then sang a heavily distorted song explaining how he is a gummy bear and then partied hard.3
 * When a duck was placed in RSCP-004-1, he asked everyone in the facility ( the duck thought it was a lemonade stand ) had any grapes. Upon denial, the duck waddled away and was never seen again until the very next 500 second period. 4
 * When a smaller toddler shark was placed in RSCP-004-1, the baby shark immediately began to sang a song aimed for younger children, well known for its syllabic repetitions interleaved with sensical English verses. Ironically, it was popular with RSCP-004-1.5
 * When a fox was placed in RSCP-004-1, the fox started to act silent, but occasionally said distorted excerpts of a popular song.6
 * When a taco was placed in RSCP-004-1, the entire place would rain tacos while a distorted version of a popular song would play in the background. Strangely, whenever a food item is mentioned in the song, rain would temporarily turn to the food item mentioned before returning to normal rain. Taco Bot ████s would usually acquire taco shells and create tacos with extra cheese.7
 * When a monkey was placed in RSCP-004-1, the monkey would dance.8
 * When a doll franchised as Barbie was placed in RSCP-004-1, if the Barbie is a female one, the Barbie doll will start singing in a similar fashion to the gummy bear.9
 * When a wing made out of chicken was placed in RSCP-004-1, a song devoted solely to the chicken wing would start playing.10
 * When a large container filled with water was placed in RSCP-004-1, a song devoted to having fun in the tub would start playing. It is known that a sudden materialization of a coconut and a melon would also occur in the bathtub. 11
 * When a lion was placed in RSCP-004-1, it would usually fall to a hibernation state when players are voting while a tune. 12
 * When a whip was placed in RSCP-004-1, it would usually supersonically whip players and a tune would play. For each mention of the word "whip" in the tune, the whip would whip a player. 13
 * When a cat and a toiletry were placed in RSCP-004-1, the cat would usually trigger the principal function of the toiletry. 14
 * When a farming hoe was placed in RSCP-004-1, it would attempt to dig up the place, albeit not intelligently. 15
 * When a sphere formerly used for wrecking was placed in RSCP-004-1, it would usually incessantly destroy the place, but before destroying, a popular lyric line can be heard. 16
 * When a toddler was placed in RSCP-004-1, it would usually sing a controversial song, well known for exuding cringe. 17
 * When hamsters were placed in RSCP-004-1, it would usually dance. 18
 * When a jean was placed in RSCP-004-1, it would usually dance to a well known popular tune. 19
 * When a snake was placed in RSCP-004-1, it would usually slither to a well known popular tune. 20

Conclusion
It appears that RSCP-004-1 would attempt to create musical events based on popular Robloxian culture. As a result of this explanation, RSCP downgraded the Object Class from Euclid to Safe, meaning that users could once again enter the facility. A E was added, meaning that the RSCP was fully explained.

Addendum
Bosses are in the facility now. The Robloxians do not kill eachother and instead work together to defeat the boss. (Sometimes the boss appears.)