Yellow Bouncy Castle

Special Containment Procedures:
RSCP-084, or RSCP-761, is to be contained in an 20 studs (18.37 feet) by 30 studs (27.56 feet) by 37 studs (33.99 feet) dark grey metallic asphalt sealed box with block-shaped faces that would automatically unseal itself upon it detecting authorized personnel and remain unsealed until one second has elapsed. The sealed box is then placed in the geometric centroid of Site-28701. If Robloxians using RSCP-084 are to break free from the holding box, the block-shaped ceiling of Site-28701 will neutralize the Robloxians by killing them (it will respawn them later). Personnel entering RSCP-084's holding chamber are to be authorized first. Prior to authorization, personnel must wear dark taupe basalt plating (found inside of Site-28701, near the RSCP in special containment), and carry a bright blue smooth plastic oxygen tank before entering RSCP-084. If Robloxians using RSCP-084 are to break free of the ceiling of RSCP-084, personnel are advised to move the sealed box to another location and to where the sealed box last was, install an airbag. They are then asked to monitor Site-28701 until the Robloxians return to the ground and the RSCP Foundation Hospital Team arrives. Upon the RSCP Foundation Hospital Team arriving, the hospital team should carry the body, not the airbag and the body. The airbag should then be moved from its location to any readily accessible location and the sealed box to return back to its original geometric centroid position. The airbag in the site should be washed daily using water exceeding 74 degrees Centigrade until the interior of the mattress is at 74 degrees Centigrade as measured using a thermometer. It then should be dried using the Foundation's dryers for 100 minutes or until no moisture is felt upon Robloxian exposure. During airbag washing and drying, Site-28701 is to be placed under lockdown.

Description:
RSCP-084 has the appearance of a bouncy castle made on January 19, 2007, by miked, a former Robloxian citizen and area developer. It is colored bright yellow and is made with nineteen pieces of plastic. The plastic was recycled from a few white plastic bottles. It is welded at six locations. Found when the ██████████ company was hired to clean out a backyard that had failed beds in it, RSCP-084 was noted to be able to make Robloxians bounce with extreme height. RSCP-084 was first thought to be a bed for pleasant children to sleep on. However, that proved to be wrong as once a group of pleasant children bounced on RSCP-084, they became dangerous projectiles, reaching speeds estimated at over 999999 studs per second (280 kilometers per second). They escaped from Roblox and were presumably never seen until they respawned away from RSCP-084, presumably dying on their journey because of them freezing to death and asphyxiation caused by ruptured lungs which presumably occurred 15 seconds after they reached outer space. While the threats of these dangerous projectiles, such as property damage and injuries, have been averted, RSCP-084 has been retrieved by RSCP personnel. Due to the speed of the projectiles, and the total surprise by its spectators, no cover-up story was required or initiated.

Document #[data expunged]-04: Message to R5-█
█████████, I hope everything is well. The reason I write to you is because I believe I have found a more effective method for retrieving new or escaped RSCP objects. Yes, I realize we haven't had any progress in reverse engineering whatever allows this thing to defy the laws of thermodynamics, but we have come up with a very effective method for integrating one of those new RSCP-A5 Jumping Stilts with this. Just hear me out, we implant it into the bottom of a jumping stilt, and ta-da, the jumping stilt is now capable of jumping well over a building. Also, if the wearer has their jumping stilt against something they want dead, well, let's just say it delivers a helluva kick. All I need is permission to modify one of the pre-existing RSCP-A5 jumping stilts, and you'll be able to actually capture ████████████, plus any other escaped RSCP objects. Trust me, when have I let you down in the past?

-Dr. █████████

Document #[data expunged]-06: Letter to Dr. █████████
Dr. █████████,

Upon assignment, Agent ██████ was issued your modified RSCP-A5 jumping stilts in retrieving RSCP-███, and the results are mixed. Agent ██████ was able to place the ██████████ collar onto RSCP-███, chase it through the Bloxazon, and restrain it by dismemberment. However, due to a malfunction of your jumping stilts, he suffered the same fate as those group of pleasant children who initially bounced on RSCP-[data expunged] before RSCP-[data-expunged] was retrieved by our personnel. You will reverse the modifications made to the jumping stilts. I deauthorized your jumping stilts for common use. This message by replacing every instance of RSCP-082 with RSCP-084 is to be included in the file.

Document #[data-expunged]-11: Message to R5-█
█████████, don't worry, I reversed the modifications made to the jumping stilts. But, I have some more ideas. If I can be granted the use of gravity coils, I can deliver you a set of RSCP-A5 gravity coils and an agent that can capture any, if not all, rogue or unattained RSCPs. All I'm waiting on is your approval.

Document #084-01: Message to all Personnel:
RSCP-082, designated Yellow Bouncy Castle, has been reassigned to RSCP-084. All past references to RSCP-082 are advised to be archived in the file, or any other file, until the Chi-152 Mobile Task Force, designated "Chikorita University Professors", data expunges any remaining references. We'll start data expungement shortly. This message is not to be included in the file.

Document #084-02: Message to all Personnel:
RSCP-084, designated Yellow Bouncy Castle, has been reclassified to Safe due to its easiness to special contain. Also, in order to exhibit RSCP-084's anomalous activities, one needs to specifically and consciously activate it. This message is not to be included in the file.