User:ChikoritaROBLOXHurricanes/burrito

RSCP-000-A

Object Class: Apollyon

Special Containment Procedures
RSCP-000-A is to be stored unstripped off its plastic and aluminum foil alloyed wrapping in a rectangular prism shaped plastic box with two square faces and four rectangular faces. To curb mold development on RSCP-000-A, RSCP-000-A has been administered annually an injection of commonly used artificial preservatives used in food as well as edible antibacterial agents. The box dimensions in meters are 56 by 0.224 by 0.28. The Foundation personnel may elect to open the plastic box, but must not alter the plastic box or remove the alloyed wrapping and consume RSCP-000-A. Only O5 Directors may remove the alloyed wrapping, but must wear nitrile gloves to prevent cross-contamination of RSCP-000-A and only use RSCP-000-A for experimental analyses purposes.

Description
RSCP-000-A appears to be 200 partially consumed Chavez burritos purchased by a Robloxian named RobloTim, divulging its interior toppings. The Foundation has analyzed the interior toppings and found it to be primarily beans and appears to be laced with a powdery substance that increases the methane emissions of the Robloxian's farts approximately 2,000-fold, while appearing to add other gas emissions as well. The exteriors of RSCP-000-A appear to be a Bloxican tortilla.

Foundation Personnel have created a thought experiment relating to the consequences that could materialize upon consumption.

Materials required:
One male Robloxian, RSCP-000-A

Procedure:
The male Robloxian will be fed the entirety of RSCP-000-A in one sitting.

Synopsis:
Male Robloxian taken to the Robloxia hospital, where hospital workers reported the possibility of an supermassive stomach as more stomach explosions are reported after scans revealed the case was inevitable. Scientists predicted the resulting shockwaves would spawn earthquakes that would be together classified as a Robloxia extinction event.

First earthquake recorded was over 9004.6, causing Robloxia